As It Turns Out, The Maddest Thing About March Isn't Your Basketball Bracket

But if you're a basketball fan yourself who just can't focus on anything else or you can't seem to pull your husband away from the TV, this little tidbit of insanity will make you feel better about your situation.
So what am I talking about? Vasectomies, friends. Because life is weird and nothing makes sense, doctors notice an uptick in vasectomies every year when March Madness rolls around. The reason why is pure "why are humans like this" gold.

The best urologists among us even offer pizza deals...PIZZA DEALS...to pair with a good ol' clip to the vas deferens. The inspiration behind this trend is not, as you might imagine, the unbridled lovemaking that comes with working your way up the bracket toward office victory.

 

 

 Because two or three days of mandatory downtime follow a vasectomy, industrious gentlemen combine the joy of time off work with the relief of not getting anyone pregnant. This will obviously ensure that their teams win because their presence in front of the TV will absolutely change the outcomes of important games. Everyone knows that. These are glorious times.